Coco Wants to be Amish
Coco: You guys, I want to dance.
Wuidenshuuz: You can't. Amish only pray and raise barns.
Twolipp: You could probably learn to dance with your eyes.
Wuidenshuuz: Maybe you can drink some really flavorful apple cider and smoke a corn cob pipe on your grassy field. HAHAHA. Coco's Dancing Eyes.
Twolipp: That's our next movie...after the Nana Rose Story. It'll be about Coco going Amish and how she had to learn to dance with her eyes. It will literally all be about her dancing eyes.
Wuidenshuuz: We'll have to have a really, REALLY good soundtrack for it. So, she will be in church, praying as the Amish do. and then the camera will focus on her eyes...Silence...Amish prayer chanting...silence. the BAM!!! Good Vibrations by Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch!
Twolipp: And she will meet a boy! And teach him to dance. With his eyes. And the end will be them dancing together!
Wuidenshuuz: Awwwww, dancing eyes together, in church!
Twolipp: And dancing eyes pulling wagons.
Wuidenshuuz: Nobody puts this Amish baby in the corner...of the confessional booth!
Twolipp: And Patrick Swazye will cameo!!!
Wuidenshuuz: IIIII've had! The Time of my Liiiife! He could be Old Man Witherspoons. And he catches her eyes dancing during Evening Prayers, and he decides to train her.
Twolipp: This might have to have a porn spin-off. Coco's Dirty Dancing Eyes
Coco: Amish gone wild.
Wuidenshuuz: Porn for the Amish-Miss Mary Rebecca Smith in full prayer position! Fingering ALL TEN rows of her rosary beads at once!
Coco: My Amish Patrick and I will practice our big lift in the the pond.
Wuidenshuuz: With all your clothers on though.
Coco: A pond of holy water. Of course I'll have my clothes on. Many, many layers.
Wuidenshuuz: In the porn version, your hair is in a braid, instead of a bun and your socks are rolled down to your calves, instead of your knees.
Coco: I already have Amish like bangs.
Wuidenshuuz: But you can't cut your hair as an Amish!!!
Twolipp: Crystal Gale style.
Wuidenshuuz: Unless you clain you were in a freak candle vigil accident and it burned off.
Twolipp: We can start with you wearing sunglasses at Rumspringa. And then you decide you will become Amish but you have to give up your love of dancing. And you are depressed...UNTIL Patrick Swazye sees your dancing eyes and confronts you and shows you a way you can dance again.
