Twolipp: My friend is a recruiter at a law firm and said: "You know how some foreign people choose a more American name? I wonder how you choose. This guy's resume says his name is Ping XXXX but he goes by Quincy." I am going to guess he straight up saw Juice with Tupac.
Wuidenshuuz: Hi, my name is Mohini Bjaharwah. But I go by Mo. See, that's perfectly fine, because it's just the first two letters of her first name. All good.
Twolipp: Yeah, so, if you go to Asia, you can be...
Wuidenshuuz: My name is Eddie, but I go by Prit-tee-Yung-Ting.
Twolipp: Exactly the name you should choose when you are an exchange student.
Wuidenshuuz: But only when I am in Asia for school. When I'm in Italy, my name shall be: Signora KolohSeeum PazdaSawse. But at the Vatican I'm refered to as Sister Mary Elizabeth Maragaret Nakedundermyhabit. And I wear a HUGE Wimple like the Flying Nun.
Twolipp: Well, my Spanish name is Nowhora Ateahobuncha.
Coco: Oh, wow, you guys. I missed a lot. I feel like I don't know you anymore.
Wuidenshuuz: We'll give you a foreign exchange student name, then you'll fit right in.
Twolipp: Well, Penn Dutch, a leeeetle difficult. I'll leave that to our expert, PazdaSawse.
Wuidenshuuz: Sarah Anne Amos Barnraizing or Mary-Becky Amos-Woodcutter or Amos Anne Horzenbuggy.
Twolipp: So, your Italian name...Signora KolohSeeum PazdaSawse? You meant, Senor Coliseum Pasta Sauce. Not Senor Coliseum Patrick Swazye?
Coco: HAHAHAHA.
