Coco: I'm planning the most intense trip to Bed, Bath and Beyond, you guys.
Wuidenshuuz: No way.
Coco: It's way serious.
Wuidenshuuz: Bed, Bath and Beyond can get pretty scary down in Chelsea. Not as bad as HomoDepot, but pretty bad.
So...in Ohio...The big hangout/pickup place to meet guys was the Home Depot in Columbus. I hated my friends after they told me. They were so serious, and when Jason said it, they all kinda nodded their heads.
Coco: I don't believe you.
Wuidenshuuz: I guess a lot of Ohio guys take care of their own stuff. EWWW. It's not like your having sex in the bathrooms. They actually buy crap and redo their homes and stuff. I guess like anywhere else, you just go and start talking to a guy that you like. Only, it't in the Home Depot. I don't know what goes on in the HomoDepot of Chelsea.
Coco: I bet the ones here are sucky...with guys in suits.
Twolipp: It's probably all stupid don't know how to do anything mother freakers.
Coco: I bet Paul Rudd fixes things at home.
Wuidenshuuz: With his shirt off.
Twolipp: He is the kind of guy we might run into. Or someone like Scarlett Jo's man.
Wuidenshuuz: Brad Pitt wears really cute overalls. So does the entire cast of True Blood and Robert Pattinson. But at night so Robert doesn't glitter.
