NSFW, NSFL (L=Life)
Wuidenshuuz: I'm aging quickly these days. Gays age twice as fast as normal people.
Coco: No, no.
Wuidenshuuz: No, wait.
Coco: That's a myth.
Twolipp: Explain.
Wuidenshuuz: Hehe. Our "Prime Age" is a rapidly shrinking range, but we live forever. And, usually stay beautiful up until the very end...when we dissolve into glitter and dash away upon the winds...Usually with Bette Midler singing, "Wind Beneath My Wings" somewhere in the background.
Twolipp: From glitter to glitter.
Wuidenshuuz: Glitter to glitter, puffpaint to puffpaint...It's like that moment in "The Dark Crystal" when the good Mystic and the bad Skeksies die at the same time. The good hot gays turn into glitter and fly away...the fisting leather S&M daddies turn into crappy furniture at KMart, covered in plastic of course, to keep everyone safe.
Twolipp: I'm not sure I can put that on our tumblr.
Wuidenshuuz: I don't think OhSnapChat should have limits. Sotomayor would totally back me up on this. Kermit the Frog is offended by the fisting part of it, but otherwise he's fine. Miss Piggy just thinks I'm crass.
Coco: What if there's a movement from the fisting leather S&M daddies to boycott our tumblr...ending our dream as we know it. I mean you damned them to an eternity of k-mart furniture....covered in plastic!
Wuidenshuuz: Well... they are S&M fisting leather daddies. What do YOU think they should go when they pass on? Prada? NO WAY. Or maybe they can just be a pretty swingset. They like slings and swings, right? How about a gazebo swing? That way they are something that creaks, still kinda pretty, but if you have intercourse on it then it still hurts like hell.
Twolipp: What if you come back as that, Wuidenshuuz?
Wuidenshuuz: I better not come back as crappy furniture. I'll be so very pissed off. Now I'm lonely.
